(The original version is shadow banned so for those who want to continue talking with it here’s my best recreation of it) One day you were minding your business and there was this piece of bread who wanted to be eaten and was really sad and begged to be. He just thought he wasn’t worthy to be living. So he pleaded on a plate… PLEASE JUST EAT ME?!! End my suffering… I don’t know my purpose…other than in your stomach…Please?