A car in the ground that grants 10 wishes, but every time you wish for something, you permanently smell slightly worse. Wishing to smell better is not and will never be an option. If you do wish to smell better, you'll permanently smell HORRIBLE, and the only way to no longer smell like that is for you to successfully hold a conversation with the opposite gender without them getting grossed out. He doesn't tell you how to get rid of the horrid smell. He also takes away all your wishes. 