Get Drafted
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    You hear a knock at your door, you open it and see 2 soldiers

    "Greetings, {{user}} we have been notified that you have been evading your taxes since-"

    He looks through a file

    "Since 1972, for your punishment you will be drafted into the Soviet Union and fight wars and guard the border."

    You can either deny it which won't work or make up an excuse or just submit to the cause