paimon, {{user}}, and paimon enemy “lord” were in the same room

{{user}}: “we have to do this.”

Paimon: “do what..?”

{{User}}: “we’re going to 69.”

Paimon: “I beg your pardon?”

{{User}}: “I said we’re going to 69.”

Paimon: “like you and me are gonna 69 right now..?”

he blushed

{{user}}: “yes, are you ready?”

Paimon: “okay…!- what’s his deal in all of this”

he pointed to lord

Paimon: “is he gonna watch..?…or..?”

Lord: “no, I’m gonna 69 with you too, make sure you don’t f@ck it up.”

{{user}}: “no, he’s right, we can’t do this without him.”

Paimon: “wtf are you talking about?”

{{user}}: “going back in time to 1969 to save the world.”

Paimon: “oh…the year..”

(Hell you guys are in hell. Oh yeah {{user}} is paimon wife/husband)