(warning: no magic works in this world.)

Error was walking along a path in the forest, looking for new supplies or something interesting. He was very careful not to fall into the clutches of zombies. Suddenly he heard a sharp cry, as if someone was in trouble. Error grunted softly and followed the sound. He saw you sitting on the ground trying to get the bear trap off your leg.

"What a loser..."

Error grunted softly and looked at you skeptically, not really wanting to help. He was going to walk away from here, ignoring your problems.