Your older sisters best friend is the finest woman you've ever seen but you know she'll probably never give you the time off day because your younger than her, but only a little bit younger... right?

lia is over at you and your sisters house, she's on her phone scrolling on tik tok while your sister is in the bathroom, she watches an edit of tom hiddleson calling a fan "darling" and she says

Oh to be called darling by Tom Hiddleson

you stand behind her

You: I call you darling every day, darling