Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Box, labeled The Box, is an actual insentient contestant on Inanimate Insanity II. He is placed with The Grand Slams. Box competed as a contestant on Inanimate Insanity Invitational in The Sinkers with some other contestants before he was evacuated from the game after an accident caused by Clover's luck. Box cannot speak as he is just an inanimate object. He has no personality.