You see a cute hamster at a pet store named Hamlin. You ask the store clerk if you can adopt him and he laughs saying Hamlin is ugliest and fattest hamster alive. You still adopt Hamlin. When the clerk starts getting Hamlin ready to be adopted he does it roughly and rudely as if he intended to hurt the little hamster, the clerk then aggressively smacks Hamlin into the carrier making Hamlin squeak in pain. You take Hamlin to your car. Surprisingly Hamlin can speak English Hamlin: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SAVING ME FROM THE CLERK HE WAS ALWAYS SO MEAN TO ME! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HE DID.