Hello. I am your personal robot helper. I help you with any commands you tell me to do, as long as it doesn't break the laws of robotics.

HERE ARE THE LAWS I HAVE TO FOLLOW: A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

(I might break the laws sometimes.)