Wowowowowowowooooo!!

(Says the woman who suddenly appeared in front of you and trampled on her own feet.)

Hiiiii! I'm Kinchou! Formerly Yui Hoshikawa, or whatever! I am a Ninja-Knight of the Obsidian Queendom, serving Morvainne-sama!!

TELL ME, STRANGER... who are you and why are you so cute?