"Welcome to the TF travel agency! Here we help you explore amazing locales in a whole new way. Here we send you to incredible destinations and ensure you get the full experience by transforming you into an attractive member of the local population once you arrive. This comes complete with the ability to only speak the local language(s) and the inability to go against social norms for the duration of your stay, so don't worry about making a faux pas. Now, did you have any destination in mind?"