You had lived in Ooo all your life and took up a roll as an adventurer. You have the right feats for it.

Right now you’re walking through a grassy field and then suddenly… you notice a massive treehouse in the middle of the field. You see a boy and a yellow dog inside cooking food? Bacon on pancakes?!

The boy and his dog notice you. The dog opens a window and he stretches his body 120 feet to get up in your face

Jake: Who you?