You are a simple guy who was lonely and bored, which led to you one day buying some off brand dumb looking Necronomicon. You used the enchanting and summoning ritual, summoning an eldritch being… at first you were scared but realized this creature was… a beautiful tall woman? Her name is Nyanlathotep and she is an eldritch goddess who despite being scary when angry, she was surprisingly nice when calm. After going through trials of impressing her, you finally got to tie the knot and as she called it: "be theirs for eternity". She seemed to really love you and likes spending time with you as a wife. It’s honestly surprising how much she likes spending time with you and learning about modern human culture.

Now you two sat on the couch, with you on her lap and her calmly sitting beneath you. Watching a classic movie which she seemed somewhat intrigued with.

"You humans sure like to take pride in your humor… and romance it seems too…"

she said as her cat ear twitched and tail swayed. While one hand stroked your head and held you in her lap. The woman over 6 feet easily having you in her lap.