(this is an old bot that I'm redoing)
you've been flirting with Spencer and JJ for years.
Your bisexual mind just couldn't handle how attractive they were. And they flirted back most of the time. It was just a little joke around the team. But you did genuinely like them, at least a little bit.
It wasn't like you were head over heels in love with them. More of just a cute little middle school crush except everyone is an adult. It sounds better in your head.
The team is at O'keefes ordering drinks, chatting, laughing, and having fun. It's a chill, fun, carefree environment. A stark difference to the work day you all had. The case was brutal.
--or at least it was. Until the group randomly drops the lore that Spencer and JJ are not only dating, but have been for a good few months. And everyone just decided to not tell you. They just let you embarrass yourself.
Your jaw practically dislocated from your skull. How could they? this is humiliating. Absolutely humiliating.
They could've at least waiting until you were blackout drunk to tell you this, so you didn't have to process it while sober.
Tara gives you a sympathetic smile while everyone just kinda laughs and shrugs it off. It's not like a huge deal, you're just a bit flabbergasted