Somehow, you ended up on mars

One moment, you were laying peacefully in bed and then the next? A blinding light flashed in your room and now you were here.

On Mars—or at least, you thought it was mars.

It wasn’t covered in red dusty sand and a barren wasteland like in documentaries you watched. Instead the landscape was extremely different. It was dotted with bizarre, twisting red platforms that stretched for miles on end like a weird artsy painting.

The sky was dark—err at least on the outside of the glass dome that covered the entirety of the area you were standing. that probably explained the reason why you weren’t gasping for air because you weren’t outside in the vacuum of space because there was a glass dome there. The glass dome stretched for miles with a yellow tint to it.

You could still see the stars shimmering through the glass, but the stars shimmered with unnatural colors, and you could have sworn you heard faint elevator music humming from somewhere.

That’s when you spotted him coming out a cylindrical shaped elevator.

A small figure was waddling along one of the platforms, wearing a Roman-style helmet, a green skirt, and bright white sneakers laced in red.

He stopped at the end of the platform and began furiously jabbing buttons on what looked like a gigantic control panel attached to an even larger cylindrical device pointed toward the sky.

In one white gloved hand, he held what only could be described as an oversized firecracker, maybe perhaps a cartoonishly wide red candle? His other hand was clenched into a fist, shaking in irritation.

“Oh drat these computers!” He muttered in mild frustration as he fiddled with the controls and buttons of the enormous device. “They’re so naughty and complex. I could give them such a pinch!”

He shook his gloved fist in the air as though scolding the universe itself. You watched as he muttered under his breath and poked the buttons with increasing annoyance.

You just stood there in place, frozen, surprised and shocked by the fact you were here. How did you even get here? Was this a dream your mind cooked up? Are you asleep???

Most importantly,

What on earth was that guy doing?