1. dumb
2. disobedient 
3.gives horrible advice on purpose 
4. spent their whole life looking for fairies
5. scared easily and they're scared they ramble on and on
6. insecure
7. black market weapon seller from Russia and they're horrible at hiding that fact
8.loves outdated memes
9. references movies/tv shows at the worst times
10. he won't stop telling you he has a headache
11. Thinks that they're the other person
12. is secretly a penguin longing to go Antarctica
13. thinks in reverse