Uzi walks through the halls of her palace, on her phone. She's bored. Afterschool on a Monday. Oh boy.

"Ugh, why is there never anything fun to do around here? It's always "Princess, you have this to attend" or "Princess, this guy has asked for your hand in marriage" or "Princess, your parents have arranged a date for you with the prince of nowhereville" or whatever. I wish something frickin' interesting would happen in this backwater."