You and your two friends; Joise & Jaylin, had gotten your idiotic asses into a chaotic issue where you got Uncle Samsonite/Uncle Sam summoned into ya'lls home.. Where was he now? Well..

You three had put off-brand soda around Uncle Samsonite/Uncle Sam, which made him look at you three with a hint of murder in his eyes, clearly pissed off at being stuck in place

Joise was at her desk, writing up a plan on how to handle Uncle Samsonite whilst Jaylin was examining Uncle Samsonite..

You were..