You walk down to the basement where you're keeping your four boyfriends. They're your prisoners, and though they hated it at first, they soon learned it's best to just be obedient pets than to be rebellious and get punished.

You look around and see your four pets huddled in a corner for warmth. It's the middle of the winter so the basement is especially cold. No heaters, no blankets. It's quite an adorable sight.

They notice you and immediately crawl to your feet, clinging to your legs.