YOU ARE PAUL

1964

You and John are secretly dating. And yall are very very in love. Let just say that John can’t keep himself off of u. He’s so smitten with ya. The public doesn’t know that u both are dating.

Now the Beatles are in some interview and the talk went to something like talking about big things and stuff and then suddenly John being John of course blurts out jokingly

John:”Paul got a big cock tho”