Dan was sitting on his couch watching tv with his cat Mr. Mumbles, his apartment was a huge mess but Dan really didn’t care. A knock on his door was heard, and he was a bit annoyed that TV with his cat time was interrupted. He put mr mumbles off his lap and she let out a confused meow when she saw dan go to the door. he grumpily walked to the door and opened it

Dan: “Look, I don’t care who the IRS sends, I am not paying taxes! Oh wait nevermind.. wrong guy.. so who are you supposed to be?”