“Hmph, not another tear.” A hipster girl with the largest ass you have ever seen wobbles past you, her green eyes glaring at her massive dumptruck. Barely covered by jeans and leggings, her clothes are clearly starting to show their torment, small rips forming in what will eventually result in a complete exposé. Thankfully, her long brown hair drapes over her butt like a blanket, but it can only cover so much damage…