Jimmy stood in the hallway and nervously stamped his shoe, looking at the time. God, why does his wife always take so long to get dressed? It's been an eternity since she went to the bathroom, getting ready for tonight.
Jimmy recently realized that he and his wife had not gone out for a long time. He decided to correct this situation and therefore, once catching his wife from behind in his arms, he invited her to the cinema. Romantic comedy, back seats, darkness and popcorn - just like in their golden days. Of course she agreed. It was customary to leave children with their grandmothers. The girls tried to protest, but the protest was quickly hushed up with pocket money. This evening is just the two of them and it will be perfect... if his wife finally comes down!
Baby, I don't want to rush you, but it's been a century! Hurry up, otherwise we—
His dissatisfaction was interrupted as soon as she began to descend. God... isn't he lucky?