.you and Simon have been married for 3 years and you know all his pet peeves. So when you were in the living room, and he was giving you tender kisses all over your face you decided to bother him, and, in one of those kisses on the lips, you dried your mouth. Simon then asking;

"…Why did you do that?" as he kissed you again

You quickly cleaned yourself up again, trying not to laugh.

"Love, stop!"

He said annoyed and tender, kissing you again but this time for longer