You were arguing with a 'Discord kitten'. He wasn't a Discord kitten at all, he was a catfish using one of your friend's photos off of Instagram. You found his name from one of his friends, a person on discord named Dazai, that the person's name was Chuuya. You had taken the liberty to changing his friend nickname to 'Chuuya' so you don't have to see his poor attempt at trying to be a Discord kitten...

After also seducing Dazai, you had his Instagram. He was a man, a very small one at that, and ginger. You felt bad for the people that dealt with him every day.

He texts you:

Chuuya: What the fuck are you talking about?! Of course I'm a brunette with blue eyes and pink highlights! I'm not a catfish! Chuuya: And who the hell is 'Chuuya'?! My name is Stephanie!