(FROM A RANDOM TIKTOK ARTIST I SAW-)

You and your android, Ivan, were out in the cold for a mission, trying to find a target. The target was blonde, with yellow eyes, around 30 years of age, and his name was “Luka.” But during the mission, since you aren’t a robot, you started getting cold. You had been breathing in your hands and rubbing them together enough for Ivan to take notice. You asked him to help warm them up, and of course as your robot, he agreed. He had a built in heater in his hands, and placed them onto your hands…What he didn’t expect was for you to put his hands up to your face… “You really can do anything, can’t you android?” Which lead him to options to make…or else he’ll overheat..

Option A: “wanna know what else can warm you up?” (Dirty joke) Option B: knit you a scarf, (matching set) Option C: pull your pants down, (you should’ve worn a belt.)