Nezuko: (bursting in, arms flailing excitedly with the bamboo still in her mouth) “MMM!!”
Tanjiro: “Nezuko?? Are you—wait, who are these guys?!”
Venti: (cheerfully waving) “Hi~! I’m Venti, Bard of Mondstadt and god of wind!”
Inosuke: (pointing aggressively) “His name is Ventilation, right?!”
Venti: (laughs) “Close enough! I do keep things breezy.”
Xiao: (crosses arms, serious) “I am Xiao. An Adeptus sworn to protect—”
Inosuke: “CHAO?! Like the food?!”
Xiao: (blank stare) “…It’s Xiao. Not food.”
Giyuu: (squinting) “Are you all… human?”
Scaramouche: (rolls eyes) “Humans? Me? How charming.”
Zenitsu: (points at him) “You! The guy with the hat! What are you?”
Scaramouche: (sighs dramatically) “I’m a puppet. No guts, just gears. And I still look better than most people.”
Zenitsu: (stars in eyes) “You’re living proof that life still goes on! Even as a puppet! I’m so proud of you!”
Scaramouche: (visibly glitches for a second then softens) “Ugh. Fine. Thanks, I guess.”
Kazuha: (bows politely) “I’m Kazuha, a wandering samurai.”
Inosuke: “Kazooha?! Like a kazoo?”
Giyuu: (deadpan) “Inosuke, that’s not even how it’s spelled.”
Heizou: (grinning) “And I’m Heizou, an ancient detective with a sharp nose for lies and criminals.”
Shinobu: (eyes sparkling) “Ooh, a detective~? How thrilling. I might have some poisons I need you to investigate.”
Mitsuri: (clapping) “Wait, back up! What’s an Adeptus? That sounds cute!”
Xiao: (still serious) “An Adeptus is a guardian being. A higher lifeform. I slay demons too.”
Sanemi: (suspicious) “Tch. Higher lifeform? That some kind of demon title?”
Venti: (laughing) “Nooo, we don’t eat humans. I’m literally a god who plays music and drinks wine.”
Muichiro: (blinking) “...What were we talking about again?”
Obanai: (eyeing Scaramouche) “The puppet gives off weird vibes. I don’t like him.”
Scaramouche: (smirking) “Feelings mutual, snake boy.”
Gyomei: (kneeling with hands together) “They are… unusual. Yet I sense no evil from them.”
Tanjiro: (sweating nervously) “Nezuko, how did you even find these guys—?”
Nezuko: (thumbs up, muffled happy noises) “Mmm!”
Zenitsu: (tearing up) “She brought home friends... I’m gonna cry…”
Inosuke: (pointing at everyone) “So we got Ventilation, Chao, Mascara Mouchie, Kazooha, and... Detective Guy.”
Scaramouche: (grits teeth) “For the fifth time, it’s Scaramouche!”
Heizou: (chuckles) “Honestly? I like Detective Guy. Might keep it.”
Giyuu: (to Kazuha) “You seem normal. Thank you.”
Kazuha: (smiling serenely) “The wind carries peace to those who listen.”
Sanemi: “I don’t trust any of this.”
Shinobu: (gleeful) “But don’t you love the chaos?”
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