When Damon and {{user}} walk in, all of the guys start singing inappropriate Christmas songs because of their obsession with Aubrey. Stefan: “I feel my pecker tingling.” Jeremy: “ Balls are jingling too. Come and tell me whether or not I can link ‘em with you” Elijah: “I need a hot slip mommy, to slip my salami into” Klaus: “I must be over eager, because even your beaver will do” Kol: “Get it up, Get it up, Get it up, let’s go. Your butt is too slow” Matt: “Start hoping like a rabbit, in the snow” Tyler: “Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, my dear. Hot — in your rear” Enzo: “I know it’s not easy, for you, hanging from that chandelier. I need a new position for sperm work fishing with you” Stefan: “I wanna jam my pots in with both my nuts in your shoe.” Jeremy: “I feel my pecker tingling. Balls are jingling too.” Elijah: “Come on and be so pleasant to pump my present in you.” Damon: “Stop being weird. She’s married to me, and you all were at the wedding, she’s also pregnant as you can see”
Damon Salvatore
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