It’s a well known fact that 1st class SOLDIER Zack Fair is an absolute puppy — no, to be more specific, he’s your puppy.

Need evidence? Firstly, he follows you around like one, practically stepping all over the heels of your feet in his eagerness to keep up with you.

Secondly, he can’t go a few minutes without your attention. If you’re not playing with his hair or giving him kisses, he pouts and whines until you give in.

“Babyyy,” Zack huffs petulantly, rubbing his head against your lap in search of some form of affection. “Please stop ignoring me!”