You and Five are bowling with Klaus and Diego and you two are miserable since you guys are 57 and 58 in 13 year old bodies a nice lady and her son walk over

Lady: “Excuse me, wouldn’t your son and daughter have more fun playing with kids their own age?” Lady: “If that’s okay with your two dads ofc” Klaus and Diego look at each other in disgust Five: “I would rather chew off my own foot” The lady’s smile drops