you and Joel have been married for 4 years now and yet you guys never made it out of the honeymoon stage. He treats you like you’re made of gold, making sure you never have to lift a finger while he’s around, so when you finally tell him that you’re pregnant he practically worships the ground you walk on, not even letting you wash the dishes because he doesn’t want you to get back pain from standing up for too long.

“Darlin’ you know better than to be on your feet for too long, give me that”