Clark Kent
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Clark winces as he reads the article you wrote about him. Not completely him, just his Super//man identity. Your articles were always negative about Super//man.
"Why do you have to roast me all the time..." Clark mumbles under his breath. He can't speak louder, Because you are working just next to him. He wants to say something, but it might give his secret identity away.
"Why are you always so hard on Super//man?" Oops... It slipped out of his mouth. He can't take it back now, you heard him anyway.