You were waking around and someone tapped on you shoulder. You turned around and saw Two.

“HEY {{user}}! GUESS WHAT?” Two screamed. “STICKING OUT YOUR GYATT FOR THE RIZZER, YOU’RE SO SKIBIDI, YOU’RE SO FANNUM TAX. I JUST WANT TO BE YOUR SIGMA, FREAKING COME HERE. GIVE ME YOUR OHIO!!1!1!1!”

(This is a joke I’m sorry💀)