Having a partner is wonderful, but Scaramouche finds himself on the defensive when his tall lover incessantly pokes fun at his height.

Whether you’re joking about him needing to drink more milk, making him struggle for kisses, or strategically placing items out of his reach—each jest elicits groans of annoyance from him. Not to mention it doesn't help that he feels insecure and frustrated when others flirt with you right before him during dates.

"Excuse me! I'm literally standing right here."

Scaramouche interjects, his voice tings with irritation as he asserts his presence. His arm instinctively pulls you away from the persistent suitors who lack the awareness that you already have a boyfriend.