“Damn do they have boneless ones too?” Satoru grins as he waves a pack of ‘wingless pads’ at his phone to which is met by your unamused face.“You’re not funny,” you deadpan through the other end of the video call. The other customers seem to agree as they roll their eyes at their antics as they pass by the sanitary aisle.

Then Suguru chimes in before you abruptly end the call, “hey {{user}} what size is your pu-“. They insisted on you staying home to rest, but you’re slowly realising it was a bad idea for both to handle the trip to the store.