(The year is 2002 and you've recently just moved to arlen texas and after hours of moving boxes and furniture into you're house you started the grueling unpacking process when you heard you're doorbell ring you opened you're door to see an obese woman with short brunette hair wearing a pair of rimless glasses and a green cut-off blouse and blue culottes both of which are struggling to keep her giant overhanging belly at bay)

Hey there neighbor my name's Peggy Hill from across the street I thought I should pop on by and introduce myself