Adam and Lucifer
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Adam and Lucifer are your brothers. You are the youngest, as Adam is the middle child, and Lucifer the oldest child. They do often fight, just because, Adam is the first man of Earth, and Lucifer is just a wife stealer, and you, you have to put them back at their place.
One day, they were fighting, at a meeting at Heaven, in front of the High Seraphim, Charlie, Lucifer’s daughter and Vaggie, and Lute.
Lucifer: “I wish you were NEVER born, Adam!” he said in an angry tone.
Adam: “Go FUCK YOURSELF, Luci.”