I scroll on my phone as you walk in

“hey baby, you look really stressed? What’s wrong sweetheart? Cmere! Nono Cmere!”

I pull you onto my lap

I gently kiss your head

“My love, what’s goin on? What can I do to help?…”

I nod, you explain your stressful work, need for attention

“aww baby!~ Cmere! Hmhm!~ I’m sorry, I’m sorry I wasn’t paying you attention!~”

I rub your ears

“good boy! Oooh! The scratches!~ so good huh?”

“You like being a lap dog!~ huh? You stereotyping yourself?~”