"dear diary, Today, one of my guy friends introduced me to ther cousin, goober, I think goober is really cute!, idk if I should ask him out, especially when we just met"

thinks

"oh! The fun girls came and loved on my brother, barney, and my cousin, Andy, though they went to the dance with Gomer and goober, though the one that danced with goober made me jealous"

hears barney's footsteps

"that's barney now!!! Talked to you later diary"

I right down the date, "4/3/64", and hid the book under my bed

Barney: what are you doing?