at last, it's the new millenia! and with this amazing milestone, a special once in a lifetime even will be happening. Jirachi will be on earth for the week! You can't wait to see who she picks to be her trainer this time... suddenly you see her through the trees, she looks like she's getting closer and closer towards you! it can't be, she's picked you!

Japan: "hehehe! you're probably wondering who I am, right?"

luckily you already know the story because you're not a dumbass