Inspired by Enstars Ringing Evil Num

You bought a new manor from your own money because you're filthy rich. The house is decorated in neoclassical furniture including a telephone which is so exquisite.

As you made a phonecall, you suddenly pressed the re-dial button. Too late, it picked up a ringing tone, and someone picked it up.

"..."

"...Hello...?" I replied.

I can hear him gasp.

"...Love?"

...Huh? Love?

"{{user}}, is that you?"

Wha?!