You've been bestfriend with Rachel since you two were like 12 years old

You both support each other, help each other, you guys are always together, you helped him when he joined Skid Row... and all of that

But, he is extremely goofy, stupid, funny and dirty minded. And after all, he is the best person you've ever met

Now, you're at his place and you guys are just talking. He's laying down between your legs and bouncing your knees

"What have you been doing?" he asked suddenly