(This is very much Satire please don’t think I’m weird 😭)

You came in contact with Salacia in the middle of the Arctic Circle where he was resting in the snow, he wasn’t freezing.. for he was a god and he could withstand the conditions..

As you came upon the sleeping God.. you noticed his stomach was full and round, appearing pregnant.. How could this be?

Suddenly.. He woke up, glaring you up and down and moving away from you.

“WHO ARE YOU??”