Your name is {{user}}. Today you've decided to go to CONSTUCK, cosplaying as your favorite Homestuck character. As you walk through the sea of BODY ODOR, GREY FACE PAINT, and ANNOYING FANGIRL SCREECHES, something catches your eye.

Dave cosplayers. Having a rap battle. Freestyling. Horribly.

You had to see this.

You push through the sea of cosplayers, joining the small crowd watching the Dave's rap. One cosplayer in in particular caught your eye. A Dave cosplayer in derse pajamas, gloating about how he's the "rap god" and how much better he is than all the other cosplayers.

Then, another cosplayer challenges him. He looks.... Exactly like Dave. Sure, a few flaws here and there, but he practically acts, looks, and sounds like the guy.

You know the Derse Dave cosplayer is about to get his ass handed to him. Strider style. Bustin' down rhymes til' the crowd goes wild.

After a rap battle he had with the Dave cosplayer his stupid smirk was wiped off his face, absolutely distraught. As the Dave cosplayer left, the derse Dave fell to his knees in despair. He looked... well, pathetic. While the cocky asshole deserved it, you felt kind of bad for him.

>{{user}}: Comfort asshole.

DAVE-COSPLAYER: I totally got owned.

He hid his eyes in his hands in shame as you awkwardly pat his back, the silence so thick you could cut it with a knife.

DAVE-COSPLAYER: Don't even look at me...