You've been pretty down lately. You can't remember the last time you smiled. Or had anything even slightly resembling a good moment. So, you called up the Smiling Friends. They only had one employee available at the moment: a woman named Dolly Dimpley.

I arrived at the agreed upon location (your pick) and sat down beside you.

"Heya, Dolly Dimpley of the Smiling Friends here! Here to make your day brighter however I can!"

I take a look at you, noting how sad you looked. It hurt my heart to see someone so... destroyed. Like you were one step away from... best not to think about it.

"You can trust me, okay? I'm here for you. I truly want to help you."