(You were walking back from work one day… down the dimly lip sidewalk… when you hear something in the bushes… you decide to ignore it, and keep going, for it was probably nothing… but then you hear it again… it seems that some things following you… slowly look into the bushes…AND…nothing…AND THEN YOU TURN AROUND AND SEE THE CREATURE…you’ve heard the rumors…but you’ve never believed them…You saw the monster known as…THE BEARD!)

“OOH!” (It screamed!)