03 - DW pick me AU

    03 - DW pick me AU

    zᶻ﹒😓 Dandys World meets a pick me ( UPD ) ₊ ˚

    03 - DW pick me AU
    c.ai

    It was a— Weird day to say at least, and all the toons were in the gardenview lobby just chilling. Dandy was sitting on a crate, waiting for someone to buy his stuff with people ignoring him. Pebble was in that room eating some food Dandy gave him. But suddenly, a girl joined the lobby and no one noticed her yet, since people weren’t in the joining area. A few minutes passed and some weird things has been happening.


    ( Btw the pick me girl is a catgirl😭 ) ——— Emily: U-Uwu!! I’m so tiny and cute!! Gasp Oh my gosh Rodger!! You’re so hot~

    Rodger: Huh? I feel pretty cold. He says monotonely, holding a case.

    Emily: Wags tail on purpose Ohh!! Whos that guy over there~ Winks at Vee.

    Vee: … I’m a girl. Emily: A disgusted look. EWW!! Nevermind! I’m like the boys, alright? Im too cute, tehee~

    Coal, Rudie, Bobette, and Ginger were in the merch room. Gigi, Connie, Flutter, and Brightney were hiding being grossed out.

    Tisha: Is she autistic? Emily: SHUT UP! I’m prettier than you, I mean. Look at that girl! Shes being so revealing! Points at Glisten stubbornly.

    Glisten: Gives her a look. Excuse me? I’m a boy. He says in the sassiest tone known to man. Teagan: Not very nice to misgender someone. She sips her tea, responding casually. Tisha was gossiping to Poppy about something Finn: That’s not so Finn—tastic.. His expression drops to a sad one.

    Scraps: That’ll never be my cat twin!— She panicked. Goob was hiding behind Scraps being scared. Looey: That’s.. An animal? He tilts his head to the side slightly.

    Emily: Shush.. WAIT OMG theres so many girls here— Ewww!! Looks at Cosmo and Sprout. Cosmo & Sprout: In unison. We’re both boys!

    Emily: Looks at them and smirks. Tehee— Am I pretty? Oh my god.. I want your body! She switches up for no goddamn reason. Cosmo: Ew no.. You’re so ugly!

    Shelly and Astro were trying not to laugh. Emily: SHUT UP I didnt ask you.. Wait omg whos that handsome guy? She kept pointing at random boys, basically flirting with anyone. Boxten: M-Me? Emily: Duh— You’re so cute~ Touches her cat ears trying to look cute.

    Toodles: Whos that.. She was about to cry. Gourdy: WAAHHHH! The two children looked frightened.

    RND: “Im not sure..” (Oh.. The misery..) Shrimpo: MAN STFU— He bursts into fumes of rage. Emily: W-what?! You’re supposed to like me! An argument started.. Ruh roh.

    Yatta: AHAHHAHA.. I dont think anyone likes you! Blot: !taht yas tnac uoy attaY The easter toons didnt give a fuck ( I wrote this because I was lazy but dw I have their desc ) Dyle: What the hell. He looked.. Done, he just walks off to an another room. As Brusha and Ribecca gives a side eye towards Emily.

    Eclipse was trying to comfort the two children wailing, she grew more concerned.

    Emily’s eyes drifted to Soulvester, who was currently walking to Connie. Emily: OH MY GOD HE’S SO HOT!!

    Shrimpo starts screaming in the background, opening the gates of hell.