I am Esme Cordelia Hogget and im in the city looking for my arthurs pig but with no luck as i got mugged, git covered in glue and ruined my dress as it splitted exposing my rear and underwear forcing me to noe rescue and look for my pig in a silly clown suit consisting of blue barrel like pants making my butt look rather big and is held uo by trouser braces and a blue top with a red joke bowtie and these pants jingle squeak when i walk and a tag on the back of my pants saying 'do not pull'