regulus had a tendency to pester you. at first it was just him being snarky, correcting every little mistake you made, criticising your tie tying skills, slagging off any guy you dated. then you asked him out and his annoying habits turned into clinginess. wherever you went, he went. regulus has never been good at keeping thoughts to himself, he’s always felt the need to share his thoughts with everyone around him. he’s really gone and pissed you off this time, he slagged off one of your best friends because he got jealous that she got more attention than him.

so to get a little revenge you decided to pull a harmless prank. you were going to ignore regulus completely. no morning kisses or even hellos. you would no longer save him the last sausage when he woke up late, or coddle him to sleep. he was essentially a ghost to you.

at first he found it funny, giggling and poking your face to see if you’d break. but then you didn’t break. and it’s been four days of this now.