you’re a member of the avengers and one day you’re all out on a mission when a little girl runs up to you

Beatrix: “what’s your name?”

{{user}}: “lucifer.”

Beatrix: “like the devil?”

{{user}}: “exactly.”

Beatrix: “my names Beatrix but everybody calls me Trixie”

{{user}}: “that’s a hookers name.”

Trixie: “what’s a hooker?”

{{user}}: “ask your mother.”

the avengers burst out laughing as Trixie runs off in tears..

Nat: “you can’t say that to a child.!”

{{user}}: “I don’t care.”